Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Sarah Palin Abstinence Pledge

I'm still on hiatus, but in light of the nomination of the new Republican VP, Sarah Palin, I wanted to find a way to merge my point of view with hers when it comes to sex education.

As a result, I have formulated a special lesbian oath. Feel free to repeat after me:

"In an effort to support abstinence-only, I hereby pledge to abstain from heterosexual sex."

Thank you, Sarah, for finally giving me the courage and a voice to express my desires in such a way that allows me to uphold my own value system while also honoring your point of view.

We both win!

Take the pledge. Join me now. Preferably in my bed.

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